Just Released!

Based on a False Story

Anticipated Praise:

“I love it” Donald J. Trump, Jr. June 3, 2016 email

“Chan has architected a brilliant, empowering parody. Although they all seem very familiar, there are too many characters to keep straight. I mean like who the heck are Cheeto Benito, The Mango Mussolini, The Apricot Hellbeast, Hair Hitler, The Boychurian Candidate, Agent Orange, The Angry Creamsicle, Creep Throat, The Lyin’ King, The Abominable Showman, The Cheeto-Dusted Bloviator, The Bouffant Buffoon, The Commander-in-Grief, Boss Tweet, The Sociopathic 70-Year-Old Toddler, The Tangerine Nutsack, Putin’s Puppet and The Short-Fingered Vulgarian?” Ivanka Trump

Who would’ve thought reading a book was so complicated? The failing Robert N. Chan is a leaker. Sad. Donald J. Trump‏@realDonaldTrump 

“More satisfying than giving the President a golden shower.” FSB lieutenant Anastasia Nikolaevna Romanov (not her real name)
“Explosive! Thermonuclear!” Kim Un Jong