The Bad Samaratin

Description:

This smart, sexy financial thriller with a sense of humor is also a roman à clef, illuminating the financial skullduggery that almost destroyed the world economy. Never has a financial crisis been such fun, as The Bad Samaritan puts the thrill back in thriller.

Blithe, a prostitute, and Cole, a homeless man and convicted child molester, encounter some really bad people. Scoundrels become heroes, heroes transmogrify into scoundrels and a bullet from Blithe’s gun kills a beloved captain of industry. With Blithe under arrest for a murder she probably didn’t commit, only Cole can save her. To do so he needs to extricate himself from a scheme to bring about a total economic collapse. Desperate, he turns to the most depraved person he knows.

Previously Anticipated Advance Praise:

"Why doesn’t anybody ever tell me these things?"
- Alan Greenspan, Certified Financial Genius.

"Chan puts the thrill back in thriller."
- Keyser Söze, New York Review of Books.

"The sound of one hand clapping amplified to a cacophony of enlightenment."
- J D Salinger, posthumously.

"The greatest book ever written about the financial crisis, a prostitute, a wrongfully convicted child molester, and some really bad people."
- Micheko Kakuteni, New York Tines.

"Like standing by God when he said let there be light."
- David Berkowitz, Sullivan Correctional Facility.

"Not what Jesus would read, ya betcha."
- Sarah Palin, failed candidate, failed governor, successful multi-millionaire.